Luke Burbank's Strategy for Achieving Realistic New Year's Goals

As we approach the New Year, it's an ideal time to consider making changes. While we may not have met all our aspirations this past year, next year is our chance for transformation.

Instead of the usual resolutions like joining a gym or committing to learning a new language, I'm choosing objectives I can realistically accomplish in 2026.

Firstly, I've decided to stop ignoring people by looking at my phone during conversations. It's misleading to pretend I'm searching for conversation-related information when, in fact, I'm just on Candy Crush. It's time to break this habit and respect others.

Another resolution involves being honest at the grocery store self-checkout about whether my produce is organic or not. Despite the temptation to feel entitled to employee perks because we're doing part of the work, those small 'savings' can add up and create serious issues. So, I'll aim for integrity from now on.

Additionally, I plan to stop collecting New Yorker magazines without reading them. Over the years, these magazines have accumulated all over my home. This year, I'm committing to a decisive 'read or recycle' policy.

Lastly, I've resolved to be straightforward about which plans I'd like to be involved with. The thrill of others canceling plans that I was dreading has its appeal, but the anticipation isn't worth the stress. I'm going to embrace saying no without remorse to preserve my time for things I truly enjoy.

If you happen to look for me, I’ll be at home, tackling my pile of New Yorkers with renewed determination.