Ranking the Episodes of 'Black Mirror' Season 7

Every day it feels as if we're edging closer to a dystopian reality, as current events unfold around us. Yet for those seeking an extra dose of technological anxieties, the seventh season of 'Black Mirror' returns with six fresh episodes.

This anthology series continues to delve into the complexities of our relationship with technology, exploring themes such as artificial intelligence, paywalls, nostalgia, teenage rivalries, and the privatization of public welfare. The season is packed with suspense, love stories, and a hefty share of modern technological horror.

Each season offers a mix of standout episodes and less impressive ones, and this season is no different, perfectly suited for ranking. Here's our take on the episodes from the latest 'Black Mirror' season.

The Misstep: “Hotel Reverie”

At the midpoint of the season sits 'Hotel Reverie,' a feature-length episode that pays tribute to the glamor of 1940s Hollywood. Issa Rae stars as Brandy, a Tinseltown icon, who takes part in a high-tech remake of her beloved classic film using virtual reality. Emma Corrin plays Dorothy Chambers, the ill-fated star of the original film. While the intent is to stick to the original plot, things veer off course, and Dorothy becomes self-aware, leading to the duo developing feelings for each other.

The episode tries to capture the charm of 'San Junipero,' but the love story feels insincere and the storyline stretches believability. The need for such a film remake is unclear, making the episode's exploration of clandestine desires in the past feel forced. Despite the efforts of Rae and Corrin, the spark never truly ignites.

Predictable Paths: “Common People”

This episode identifies clear societal issues regarding wealth disparity and tech-dependence, examined through a sci-fi lens. Chris O’Dowd and Rashida Jones portray a couple facing financial hardship. When Jones's character falls into a coma, a cutting-edge tech company offers a lifeline through brain-replacement technology, at a steep monthly cost.

O’Dowd, Jones, and Tracee Ellis Ross deliver strong performances in their roles. However, the moment the subscription aspect is unveiled, the plot's trajectory becomes obvious. The metaphor of one's life tethered to a subscription plan is unsettling and close to reality, but the narrative lacks fresh insight.

An Adventurous Twist: “Plaything”

Set in the same world as the interactive episode 'Bandersnatch,' Peter Capaldi plays Cameron Walker, an ex-game reviewer embroiled in a bizarre murder. Through flashbacks, Walker recounts his experiences with a digital pet game, invented by a familiar face, Will Poulter's Colin Ritman. These seemingly innocent creatures hold more substance than perceived, leading Walker down a convoluted path of obsession.

Although brimming with exposition, the premise is engaging, and Walker’s descent into madness provides surprising twists with a dramatic finale.

Unexpected Surprises: “Bête Noire”

In this episode, Maria, a chocolate corporation researcher, experiences a bewildering string of incidents starting when Verity, a former acquaintance, joins her workplace. Maria, having been popular while Verity was marginalized, begins to question the reality around her, suspecting foul play amid mysterious errors and altered memories.

Though initially sluggish, the episode builds tension as reality distorts further, culminating in an unpredictably humorous climax.

A Heartfelt Journey: “Eulogy”

Paul Giamatti delivers a moving performance in 'Eulogy,' taking viewers on an emotional journey as he attempts to reconnect with memories of a past love using a unique device that allows him to enter old photographs. His quest to retrieve her image amidst forgotten and blotted-out details adds depth to his grief.

Though laden with dialogue, the narrative is poignant, reflecting on regret, the complexities of human connection, and how love persists even as memories fade.

An Enthralling Continuation: “USS Callister: Into Infinity”

Returning to one of its acclaimed storylines, 'USS Callister: Into Infinity' offers a thrilling escapade following its predecessor's footsteps. Nanette Cole continues to steer a crew of digital consciousnesses through a video game’s universe. Forced to pilfer credits to survive, their actions garner attention, bringing about fresh complications.

This sequel thrives on humor and adventure, presenting larger stakes and unexpected developments. While it may not tug on the heartstrings, its entertaining antics and cliffhanger tease new possibilities for future episodes.